Luxury Car Showdown? More like Luxury Car Bankrupt.

I spent my entire monthly ‘fun budget’ on Neon Speed Select—just to learn the hard way that ‘low-risk games’ still drain your soul.

Pro tip: If your virtual F1 car costs more than your rent, you’re not playing; you’re therapy.

Also: That ‘30x wagering’ fine print? I read it after losing £200. Now I’m just here crying into my latte.

Who else turned their hobby into an emotional rollercoaster? Comment below—let’s commiserate in real time. 🏁💔

P.S. If I’d used this money to fix my bike instead… maybe I’d be winning life races too.