I once debugged my life using 3 lines of JS… and somehow it accelerated me into a luxury car. Turns out the real dopamine isn’t from gas — it’s from that one perfect useEffect(() => { setSoul(true) }) at 3AM. My therapist said I need more AI poetry than NFTs. Pro tip: if your ego runs on nitro, check the Help section… or just quit and take up jazz. You still believe algorithms over intuition? Vote below 👇